Today’s Chorus is brought to you by Georgia alum Kyle Chandler. He was Coach Taylor on Friday Night Lights and stars in JJ Abrams’s “Super 8.” Clear eyes, etc.
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• Four Auburn football players were arrested and charged with robbery. Excuse me, four FORMER Auburn players were arrested and charged with robbery. Fulmer Cup implications are here.
• It just would be the offseason without the annual Michigan State arrests — this time, though, the Spartan players tried something new and were arrested for assault and eluding police IN ASPEN. Gentlemen Spartans!
• Georgia coach Mark Richt is used to his seat being warmed by loving Georgia fans.
• ESPN’s Ted Miller examines Colorado’s depth. Sadly, he hasn’t been the same since.
• LSU is looking for an “offense,” whatever that is.
• Fox Sports’s Thayer Evans looks at the different persons of interest and trends regarding recruiting services in a four part series. You can either read it yourself or have a stripper read an audio version to you.
• Barry Switzer is surprised you’d even call what Jim Tressel did “cheating.”
• SI.com’s Andy Staples asks SEC questions. The more I watch the accompanying videos, the more I think “Stew n’ Andy” should be a sitcom after “Meet the Browns” on TBS. <– Meant as a compliment.
• According to the Columbus Dispatch and Bob Hunter‘s giant byline picture, ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit moved to Nashville to get away from a small percentage of Ohio State fans we’ll call “The Crazies.”
• Is Miami OT Seantrel Henderson suspended for Miami’s opener at Maryland? Yes? No? Possibly? Anyone?
• UNC CB Charles Brown, who missed the 2010 season due to the school’s mass agent-connected suspensions, will sit out the Heels’ opener before becoming eligible to play.
• The NCAA sees Yahoo!!!!! reports as “supernaturally good at uncovering NCAA violations.” I think this means Charles Robinson has heat vision, though my reading comprehension is pretty low.
• Arkansas should probably be quite good this year. Rivals has the deets. That may be the hippest sentence I’ll ever write.
• Is Connor Wood outperforming the other Texas QBs during spring practice? The view from the blimp that the Statesman’s Kirk Bohls rented indicates “possibly.”
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Today’s Video of the Day is Zach Galifianakis preparing for his Mr. T sketch on SNL.
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